Name: TargeT aka, Steve aka, Beer Monkey
Age: 20
Location: Liverpool, England
Occupation: Part time job, University Student
Interests: Interests eh?... I do stuff yeah.... oh you wanna know what stuff? Well probably the same things as you
Music tastes: Alternative Metal, Prog Rock... anything basically excepting most Rap and Pop..... uhhh *shudders*
Music Groups: Muse, RadioHead, Cold, Static X, Red Hot Chillie Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age, Tool, Brand New, Million Dead, Foo Fighters, Incubus, Metallica, Auf De Maur, Korn, NIN, Linkin Park, Pearl Jam, Fleet Wood Mac, R.E.M, Breed 77, Adema, Lost Prophets, Rage Agaist the Machine, Iron Maiden, Rammstein, System of A Down, AudioSlave
Films: Evil Dead, The Usual Suspects, Strange Days, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, WaterLoo, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars - Empire Strikes Back, Dog Soldiers, Akira, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Saving Private Ryan, Fight Club, Memento, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Bridge Over The River Kwai
Books: 1984, 20000 Leagues under the sea, Modern Prometheus, Gunslinger, The Outcasts, Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy
Quote: In the Beggining the Universe was created. This made alot of people very angry and has widely been considered as a bad move. - Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy
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 You are Stewie. All you care about is world domination Which Family Guy Character are You?
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 |
Posted at 02:43 pm by TargeT
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Monday, September 05, 2005 |
Yes Saturday, yes I know... I got drunk... very drunk and like so many before me Im saying "Never Again" I wonder how long that will last. I cant remember what happened lol.... which is bad sheet :P So Steves hanging up his monkey crown for abit methinks... Im all vodka'd out Kids :(. Anyway... Well I wanted to see how you make a Steve and I found out :o
| How to make a Steve |
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5 parts anger
5 parts self-sufficiency
1 part beauty |
Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness |
I also have never had a pet :( this saddens steve... So i got me one :O!
For now Thats all folks... Ill either edit this later or post again soon. Toodloo!
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 |
A Post?!..... shocking....
In the Beggining the Universe was created. This made alot of people very angry and has widely been considered as a bad move... then Steve got moaned and moaned and moaned at to update his blog, and this was also considered to be a bad move. I thought everyone knew the rule by now... honoustly I did. Dont tell me not to do something, cus most likely (unless its lethal) I'll end up doing it... yes even if its stupid. Order me to do something and im probably going to find a way to wriggle out of it... unless im getting paid to do it or if im feeling in an odd mood. So HERE does this make you Happy?!... cus by god I feel filthy by typing right now :( Ive given in to updating finally. Nothing much has changed since I last updated... Im a little older, a little wiser maybe... more deluded than ever if I think ive gotten a little wiser :S...
Korn were decent :p... got the train to Manchester, a NICE train... it had padding in the seats! Padding!!! I havent seen padded seats since those scum bags who run the busses sold out. *shakes fist* .^-^. Anywhoo yeah Korn were cool, Jonathan Davis gave it the 'beans' on ye olde bag pipes which is jiving since he was dying for o2 given his asthma. Davis is the second most impressive man Ive ever seen rawk out on the bagpipes... the first being some bum in town, hands down too that bum... he wasnt playing for a crowd, he was playing for his very Life and you could see it too.... wow I hope that bums still alive. Anyway Picaddily station in manchester sucks, we nearly got stranded after the gig cus of its shoddy timetabling... as it turned out though we managed to jog over too the coach station around the corner and haggle our way on board. Not before spending 45 minutes of the usual late night sillyness... personally im just greatful Kev didnt go through with his threats of running away with my shoe. Keep an eye on that one, Kev aint as innocent as he seems *shifty eyes*... Korns best song that night, though im probably the only one who thinks so was the remake "Brick in the Wall" :p... I like the oldies I do. I think our stupid antics on the coach on way home from Manchster kept everyone else on the coach awake too :S... inconsiderate swine we are.
I forgot Kris was in Italy... thus a txt cost 3.70, my first international text but damn it attacked my credit like a bum reaching for whisky... or craig reaching for whisky, which ever's the more viscious. Craig likes his whisky he does. Reminding me that I need a new phone... yikes more coppers out of the penny jar! :( I think im only off University another two weeks... dun dun dun!!! then back too the grind... These past few weeks have been nothing short of bliss haha...
Right its late and I cant be bothered typing more lol... be grateful you got this much dogs <^-^>... Toodloo!
Behold! tis Steve... *eyes burn* Gahhhh its hiddeous!
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Bit o work on so... Filler!!!
Now in My defence I was really bored, plus short on time... easter but work still keeps coming in, being a group leader both sucks and blows lol.
Steve: Drunkenly way too sure of self
Brandon: Zoning out thinking about F1
Kev: Paranoid about jacks cat or thinking Raffles could take him in a fight
Jack: Been drinking all day previously before turning up, pretending to not be drunk
Starky: Is worried hes now a cartoon
Craig: Thinking about the 'image' is secretly amused Jacks so drunk hes brought his cat the bus stop
Posted at 03:51 pm by TargeT
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Random Post.... guess its a bout time
Well since my last update alot has happened, this isnt to say a lot of interesting stuff has happened... but that stuff in general, has indeed... happened. A friend of mine from University admitted to me in a drunken haze that he owned a wookie suit, which given the calibur of people I know in university was a normal thing. Another friend from university in the same group attempted to right mathmatical equations on my face while high as a kite from recently returning from some very questionable establishments from a neighbour of Britains, which again given the general trend of people I hang around with in university is not a shocking thing at all. Being scratched by the girlfriend of yet another mate as she attempted (very poorly) to perform 'Tiger Claw' on me, a sophisticated and precise move, I assume to pull off raised no eyebrows at all. Starky mildly snozzled after a night out on the other hand was a turn up for the books. Starky the very pinicle of sobriety, condesendingness, righteous Judger of the common scum was roughing it with the other boozers for a change, which was nice :p. Its a rare day to see the paranoid repressed raging alchoholic show his evil side and instead of sitting in the corner laughing at people trying to hide their red noses and unfocused eyes, actually have more than five little drinks for a change.
Welcome to 'Hope Networks!' We'll build a Network for your company :D! We used to be called 'TITS' (Technical Internet Training Support) but after a review of our name given the funny looks we were recieving from our tutor we had to bump down to something less crude/funny/childish :( Im amazed we did as good as we did in our mock interview with TITS as are company name actually :p good thing Chris (the lecturer) has a sence of humour :p
Jack just got Xboc Live :p the scum bag, I half want it and half dont.... my free time is precious to me, Its vital for me to have time to sit and procrastinate but I know if I get xbox live this time would dwindle :(. Brandon is a man of many tastes, most being bitter and unedible... but every once in a while he'll shine light on a true gem. Corn Mo and They Might Be Giants are two of these.
TMBG being Brooklyn's favorite underground pop saboteurs. These guys have truly amazing music videos... infact calling them music videos seems to be some what of an injustice, there like Art on steroids. Jack, Myself and B sat watching some truly awe inspiring vids in the wee small hours of the morning while I fought valiantly to stop bloody hiccupping.... ITS LIKE A CURSE! .. ahem... anywhooo TMBG have went from being vaguely amusing to down right inspiring, they play in venues they want too, when they want to and dont give a damn as long as they have fun, they be living the dream!... ah well, I'll get there too some day :p Doing what the hell i like when i like ^-^

and Corn Mo who scientists have recently proven to be a hybrid of both Jesus and Meatloaf. Rolling Stone called him The Future of Rock.... yes hes that odd. When we saw him play in Manchester it was like someone suddenly slapping me sharply and tearing down all the misconceptions I had of the Accordian... I now know that instrument is something to both respect and fear, the image of Corn Mo wailing out a verse of 'Busey Boy' hair blowing in the wind created by the Accordian and a room full of wide mouth drunkards will stay with me forever...
 We went to see the Dresden Dolls fairly recently which was cool :p, good improv, talented musicians, foul tasting beer but two out of three aint bad. Seriously the pints in the Carling Academy was like punishment, I felt like I had done something wrong and was having to atone for whatever it was I'd done. The only reason I put up with it was I actually know all the mind bendingly evil things Ive done over the years, and realised I was probably due for some atonement. Since weve got tickets too see Nine Inch Nails kev.. or was it B... thought the Dresden Dolls would be supporting so yey! another chance to see the random two peeps who play groovy music.

Okaaay what else has happened 0_o.... ah yes. Going to see System of a Down which will be groovy, hard too top Rammstien but you never know. Were trying to sort out flying over to Ireland to see the Foo Fighters which will be equally as awesome, I have a hell of alot of Irish friends in Uni who I know will be itching to reccomend bars to me :p. Oh yeah steve got A's in his last test :S... i believe this is undeniable evidence that the apocolypse is nigh.... Still have no distinct course in life :p im on the open waves without a sale, a drunken skipper and a compass that only points south. I expect something will turn up though, things generally do with me... Life isnt so much something that happens to me but something that comes along suddenly grabs me by the scruff of the neck and drags me screaming to the next waypoint of the journey. Right its late... Ive just compared Steven Fry to Starky on msn and for some reason have an urge to put a gif of vegeta in this post.... a testement to the inconprehensible thinking of a tired mind. Right goodnight all :p im about to slip into unconsciousness ^-^ ahhhhh Bliss...

Posted at 05:08 pm by TargeT
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Tuesday, February 08, 2005 |
Getting to the Gig proved to be a last minute descision, had Starky or Kneen been there im fairly certain they would have had the coach/train tickets ready a few days in advance... but... being Kev, Myself and Jack we took a more relaxed and last minute approach to the entire thing :p. On the coach we sat next to some German folk who were learning about six different languages at one time... and then got a tad lost in Manchester. Alright maybe lost is too harsh a word, the plain truth of it though is we didnt know where we were in relation to were we had to get. Despite many earth shattering ideas from Steve yours truly like (Follow dem Gemans!) and (Follow dem Moshers!) we finally resorted in using a map... ah the wonders of technology...

If there was a word to describe the Rammstein gig im thinking that word would be "Fire". If a whole sentence were allowed the sentence would probably be "There was alot of Fire". If for some odd reason someone in the front row could be quoted, it would probably be somewhere along the lines of "Oww the pain, i think im melting". If for instance a critique of the crowd could be ammended to the first sentence I would probably include "Oh my god, they stole Jacks joke... those dirty rotten sons of a bitches" and finally Id have to throw the word "Apocolyptica" in, just for good measure... yet because those four men were playing Cello's... they played Metallica on them. All in all very good gig, a man got cooked in a large pot by a blood soaked chef while they played 'Mein Teil' and slowly roasted him alive with a flame thrower, the same man then proceeded to run across the stage with oil on him dodging pyrotechnics.... later on this man also did a silly dance, for he had no shame. Another member of Rammstien decided to crowd surf, yet being German and on the whole very efficient he did it using a rubber dingy.... yes he didnt just crowd surf, he crowd sailed, bobbing up and down on his dingy as he was buffeted by the waves of hands keeping him afloat... During "Amerika" a thunderstorm of tickertape suddenly opened up overhead and a very unexpected indoor shower occured, but ignoring the bad weather they played on, blowing up every so often and being very German about it.... It was quiet a surreil moment actually, with all that confettee stuff hanging in the air caught in small updrafts as on stage someone was shouting "Fucking Mickey Mouse" through the mic...

(Bloody Weather)
We were actually forced to jump up and down alot in the gig 0_o.... not by choice mind you FORCED, crowd mentaility out the window we tried to not jump so Kev could take a few pics but when a few thousand people are jumping around you and bumbing into everyone else its jump or be squashed. Cool tho ^-^, Rammstein didnt seem to want to stop damnit im not sure how many songs they got through but it was one after the other with litterally one second for the singer to take a deep breath before once again plunging into the breach... He kept on disapearing for the brief second, each time reappearing with something else in his hand that would suddenly explode... like a spark shooting bow and arrow, or metallic arms which acted as huge flame throwers.... Apocolyptica did impress me though :p have to be said, im actually listening to a few tracks of theirs as i write this ^-^..... Kev really came through pulling the Rammstein tickets out of his magical hat, and for this we salute him *salutes* now Dresden Dolls and System of A down is scheduled.... so... er... groovy

Also while waiting to actually get into the arena we bumped into someone from Kung Fu... small world 0_o

Thanks to the powerul flash on Kevs cam I of course now have retinal damage and am therefore using a seeing eye donkey to post
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We were gathered with a purpose, one goal.... reach it or face a punishment unlike any have faced. All five of us were determined... Chris the mighty Planner whom from his knowledgeable cranium the project would take shape, James the constructor who could build anything once given the proper blue prints. Jane the accountant who would manage the budget for the fearsome project, Rebecca the... er.... pretty one whose job was it to stand around and look pretty. An yes I.... who would do nothing for the entire project but talk to to Becca and make her laugh, as you can tell I had by far the most important role in this endevour, oh yes they also made me draw the thing... the beast.... I still have the drawing in my bag... it glows with an unearthly light at night...
At first I didnt want to believe it would work, but slowly as part after part was put in place it began to form something that wasnt entirley not like a tower... The task was this, build something out of the feeble material we were given (cardboard name tags, elastic bands, paper clips and straws each with a value attached to them... we had 100 sterlings to spend) that would hold the weight of an egg off of the ground and as high as we could make it. The tallest tower sustaining the egg without breaking it would recieve the ceremonial egg of victory... despite the fact no one in the group liked eggs WE WANTED THAT EGG..... maybe more than are pride...
We were last to try and keep an egg from cracking, all other groups bar one had failed... it had gotten very messy and it was down to us now... The end result was a sight to behold indeed... a sudden draft would have toppled it, a gaze might have knocked the ricketty thing down. As the ceremonial egg was brought forth and placed atop of our tower which was a good height of at least twenty five inches the mighty cardboard pillars creaked, protesting against the eggs weight. Failure!... in our haste to build it we had forgotten to take into account that eggs are egg shaped... the platform we build for the egg too sit on was flat... and yes roll off the egg did, making a considerable mess in the process... We put more planning into this thing thatn they did in the construction of the millenium dome, but it was still not enough :(..... thus concludes the most pointless day of university there has ever been.... I mean team building skills are great and all but this wasnt that, it was ritual humiliation.....
I WANTED THAT EGG!!!... :(.... on the bright side though I got a number out of the project lol so *shrugs*

Yes this post was a cop out, Ill do something deep and meaningful tomorow maybe On another note yes Steph im engaged, were due to be married early june lol... you canadians are gullable :p *waits for Brandon to jump to her defence*
Posted at 12:36 pm by TargeT
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Once upon a time there was a man named Steve.... due to an unfortunate series of events Steve was the great ancestor of a hairy mongolian way back in the past, then known as Ghengis Khan.Though generations of racial mixing had so juggled around his genes so that he in fact had no noticable mongoloid features and the only vestiges left in his characteristics of this great heritage was a liking to small fur hats and an urge to gouge out eyes. Sudden images that flashed into his conscious of thousands of battle clad horsemen all shouting things at him would now and again bother him, as well as an urge when in danger to reach for his Axe... though Steve had no axe, this would be rediculous as of course he would be spending a few nights in Scotland Yard if he did carry one around. Steve was no warrior yet, when in fights his instincts told him to shout a battle hymn (though were he had learned these hymns he couldnt say) about reaping a worldwind and biting the opponents nose while gouging their eyes out. Infact he sometimes wished he had a large fur coat stained with the blood of fallen foes... All this of course was bound to confuse poor Steve, he didnt know why he wanted these things except that he did. Yet he knew he must fight in some form or other, it was an irritating instinct but one he couldnt ignore for two reasons... one - his ancient precursor Khan, was urging him on from a plain of existence still unknown to men. And two - His friends where god damn not going to give up until he acompanied them to Kung Fu....
*cue the music* Everybody go Kung Fu Fightiiiiing, Hyaa!... oooh they were Fast as Lightning *bring on the pan pipes baby!!* And they were a little bit Frightning!! Ha! Hu HA!!!!
Steves friends where so determined to drag him to Kung Fu that one of them photoshopped his face onto a martial artist... this is where Steve got the sudden urge to gouge his friends eyes out with one hand whilst the other reached for the non-existing Axe. There were two things steve couldnt abide in this world... one was that he couldnt ride free around asia and 'keel' things so he could eat and live from under the rule of a twisted and altogether confusing society and the other was Starkys condecending 'bastardness'. Still he supposed he'd give Kung Fu a try... he had to get the mighty Khan off of his back.

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 |
Lol alright I realise I havent posted in a while :p I'll do a post tomorrow, but for now a lovely filler... What?! Everyone else does it!!! Puts up song lyrics or some other crap they found interesting, so dont you dare judge me for being as Lazy as the rest of society :D
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God lay dead in heaven;
Angels sang the hymn of the end;
Purple winds went moaning, Their wings drip-dripping
With blood That fell upon the earth.
It, groaning thing, Turned black and sank.
Then from the far caverns Of dead sins Came monsters, livid with desire.
They fought, Wrangled over the world, A morsel.
But of all sadness this was sad -- A woman's arms tried to shield
The head of a sleeping man From the jaws of the final beast.
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Thursday, December 16, 2004 |
Stressed and coffee filled MAAANNN!!
Lols quick post because im damn stressed with this work load. Had to change that Video insano chick lol, We'll have words dont worry :p. Im the most peace loving guyIi know bar jesus but even I couldnt stand that video much longer lol... me and him are tight tho so its cool. Now we have the first Tool video I of course bought legally (downloaded)
Smell you laters alligators!
Posted at 03:30 pm by TargeT
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