Name: TargeT aka, Steve aka, Beer Monkey
Age: 20
Location: Liverpool, England
Occupation: Part time job, University Student
Interests: Interests eh?... I do stuff yeah.... oh you wanna know what stuff? Well probably the same things as you
Music tastes: Alternative Metal, Prog Rock... anything basically excepting most Rap and Pop..... uhhh *shudders*
Music Groups: Muse, RadioHead, Cold, Static X, Red Hot Chillie Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age, Tool, Brand New, Million Dead, Foo Fighters, Incubus, Metallica, Auf De Maur, Korn, NIN, Linkin Park, Pearl Jam, Fleet Wood Mac, R.E.M, Breed 77, Adema, Lost Prophets, Rage Agaist the Machine, Iron Maiden, Rammstein, System of A Down, AudioSlave
Films: Evil Dead, The Usual Suspects, Strange Days, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, WaterLoo, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars - Empire Strikes Back, Dog Soldiers, Akira, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Saving Private Ryan, Fight Club, Memento, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Bridge Over The River Kwai
Books: 1984, 20000 Leagues under the sea, Modern Prometheus, Gunslinger, The Outcasts, Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy
Quote: In the Beggining the Universe was created. This made alot of people very angry and has widely been considered as a bad move. - Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy
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The Briefest I can be....
1) Went out to Uni - saw Ken and two chicks which was cool, Ken got drunk Steve stayed sober...odd but true... great night/day out that anyway ^^ great time with Jo... alright thats gonna get confusing... Joanne Kens g/f's friend.... not Joe from biology lol... *wheeze* goin out again soon, last time was fecking cool so looking forward to next time :D...
2) Went out with mates - Kev climbed a tree, Steve went nuts relieving pent up steam and Starky as usual was foul mouthed... perhaps i drank a lil' too much but by god i needed to chill out... Playing rugby on a traffic Island at three oclock in the morning was a lil' different from our usual crawl home but damn fun ^^
3) Most random text off someone in the world was recieved tho i think Lisa was directing it and someone else lol, cudnt be bothered ringing back to check with my no credit phone... *run by SnowPatrol starts playing* only jk'ing lol ^^
4) Went to Manchester, trafford centre - Increasingly disturbing Starky these days, guys starting to fear me MooHahahah.... well there are reasons I guess lol..... anyway :| .... beat down all playing Pool and generally was the scurge and bane of those who think they can oppose me on the 'green lawned' game. Tho this lawn was red :S.. nvm... riding down the motorway stuck in a packed car listening to Starky's musings on the CrazyFists song which has NO lyrics :| ....
All in all random few days alot more happened o'course but remember ppl this was supposed to be a summary ^^...

I leave you with some scary dudes from the Matrix... enjoy ^^
Posted at 04:53 pm by TargeT
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Howdy ^^... just been thinking how I say a hell of alot but I never talk about anything important, I mean I talk to my friends about such complex and odd things as Politics and the whole general mish mash of things happening but I never talk about me lol. Im Steve not Stephen, I listen alot to everyone (well try not too in filth street) and generally steer clear about talking about myself which sucks majorly... Hell I hardly tell anyone what Ive done in University throughout the whole year cept for little snipits in the taxi home from a night out, even though the years been one of the greatest if not the greatest so far. I really need to start talking but not even many of my mates do either... I mean I dont know much about them either truthfully... seem to be in a group of strangers that have a good time and except each other as misfits but meh... maybe im going crazy and talking bollox.. I am writing this at the point of the night or morning rather were you over analyse everything and draw up twisted conclusions... like I said Im steve and not many of them know me too well... not really... Its all getting rather bothersome actually... im getting bored, restless and a tad indrawn and I seriously need to go on this holiday and 'chill-lax'. Anything bothers me I just shrug it off generally, not much does bother Steve actually, Stephen on the other hand gets majorly disturbed and irritated. Hell i dont know what im even talking about anymore... just getting a tad annouyed guess after talking too a friend. Maybe im always getting restless cause I just got to go and do something different, something else and brake out of this habit of being around people and friends but not interacting really and becoming more 'Steve' towards everything... hell that doesnt even make too much senece to me reading back... well most of it does... ahh to hell with it...
I have pretty strong views on certain things, while on others im pretty fickle... talking to Starky in the 'Chip shop come Kebab Place' weve claimed as our own after a night out with the usual people and got thinking about some pretty nasty stuff. Got into the realms of an 'eye for an eye' and such...
whats reasonabe justifed and right?... well its all pretty much goes out the window when it comes to peoples perspectives thinking about it... This wont make senece to many because you werent there and I cant be bothered outlinging the argument... suffice to say my perception is my reality, anyone elses... not my problem. Yes once more doesnt make sence but also again cause im lazy and cant be bothered outlining the argument ^^. Someone hurts me I hit back, someone angers me if there below contempt and i dont value there input I let it slide, if its someone I respect I'll argue sure... and IM blabbering now.... guess all this goes to show one thing... dont type early in the morning when you should be in bed...^^
I need a vacation... a few months in the tibetan hills sitting with some crazy monks should do it methinks ^^...
Posted at 07:45 pm by TargeT
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Few wise words from Dylan Thomas then Ill scoot ^^...
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Charming.... Now... Off to town! Drinking, talking and other odd stuff!... Going to do the same tomorrow as well... uhhh wild days and nights then lol.. Ken... me and you gotta talk lol :|.... cya y'all!...
Posted at 10:31 am by TargeT
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Lol I think this sums up my type of Idiocy pretty well actually ^^...
Posted at 06:33 pm by TargeT
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SnowPatrol - Run (good song and has some sentimental value to steve... good song buy!.. or er... something!)
Not much going on lately... University drink, usual guys drink.... so er... mostly drink... which again is not un-usual for Steve. Kind of the status Quo actually... got slightly depressed today thinking of alot of things beyond my years or indeed past my intelligence:( so Jack dragged me out drinking and guess what!... yup worked!... We had a plan also... is almost worked too. We were gonna get so drunk we could see an art house film :|.... we were looking at one called 'Attack of the Ice Nyphs' yes.... Attack of the Ice Nyphs you never read wrong... at some art house picture place in the middle of town.... we then got a little more drunk and thought HELL why not go see Gary Oldman (Harry PotHead)... which also backfired when we found a couch to comfortable to leave.... I guess I must have had a lil too much cus I ended up phoning Fay instead of Craig which was intended :S... lucky she never answered otherwise I would of been majorly confused in my weeked beer upp'd state lol. Couldnt contatc the Kneenio all day unfortunatley :(... but hey the kneen abides... On another note alot of other stuff happened which im not putting in a Blogg hell no... anywhoo till next time seniorita's!!
Posted at 01:17 pm by TargeT
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Life without you, is like a broken Pencil... Pointless
Conversation of the week!:
Starky:....aaaaaggghhh my nipple stings!
Steve:.......
Kev:.....*face goes blank*
Steve: Wow.....er.... wow
Starky: No not nipples.... Nipple... just the one.... stings like a bastard....
Steve:...Whaaaaat?!
Starky: Nvm...
Thus concludes!!!...... *drum roll* Nipple of th.... "ahem"... Conversation of the week!!!
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..... Yes Starky has a way with the words. Anywhoo 'InMe' tomorow, right on the back of Download another gig... groovy and two more coming, good times are here :D. Krazy House on Saturday so my Livers gonna hate me for life I guess lol. Popping into Uni tommorow morning for my weekly drink with other bums off the goverment ppl ^^... see those I havent in a week and others I have very good times with indeed lol. Download - forgot to mention so much that happened like discovering a new breed of insect, Starky getting ready to jump the ppl behind us one the coach to Download, my impersonations of station voices and Iraq'y news reports... The Bottle fight to end all! MY god!... imagine a field plain... a vast space of grass... now fill this with say 30 thousand ppl... now imagine a Hill next to the plain... and fill this with say 5 thousand ppl including three travelers from a far and distant land over the mountains (Liverpool)... and waiting for Metallica one of the people on the Hill gets bored... so throws his bottle into the plain..... Imagine War the likes youve only seen in your dreams... vast waves of bottles making the sky dark with cola labels and tango signs... people screaming fleeing from great falling death in the guize of a pepsi cup. Aye.. there was a battle on the Donnington Plain... aye we fought the good fight.... anywhoo! We survived obviously cus im writing this ^^. These are the days Steve must cherish... cus basically when I actually have to work for a livin' how in gods name am I gonna fit in the boozing and wild nights out :'(?... alas they will cease and Ill grow complacent in age... but not yet!!! Im not content just yet!!! so much more to do... the mountain taunts me still! *shakes fist at Snowdon*...
Now to set the story straight! ( or... at least firmly crooked ) Steve not only wants to climb this mountain, ney... Steve Needs to climb this mountain! Just like I need to go to some odd country back packing for a few months which leads us all into a forest, of which only one of us will return from.. looking beaten and battered, broken in mind and spirit... cause you know that'd rock. No one will ever find out what happened to the others :(... anywhooo suffice to say im bored again and only something outrageously and stuperfyingly dangerously stupid will cure it, I vote Mountain.. any other suggestions are welcome ^^
Adious Muchachos!
Posted at 06:55 pm by TargeT
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DownLoad rocked! and you my friend Socked!
Download was Amazing ^^, good stuff. Got up about 6:30.. now I was completely shocked at this cause I never knew this time existed :| yet it does... tho I dont reccomend it, its pretty dull. Got ready took the Towel thus protecting me from most dangers that could arrise like, rain, sun, Panda security (dont ask)... got dressed and kitted out taking a bag full of er...well Stuff... ran out the door remebered I had no clue what I was doing, ran back in the door tripped on the step smacked my head, got up and tried phoning Starky (the man with the plan)..... no answer... Bastydo planned the thing and completely cut himself off from any contact!... Had a bit of a think... Ran out the door again and headed for the train station... thus beggining the trip that brought me to the brink of insanity, towel shieldings from flying glass bottles and very Loud things.
It was all going great it really was, until Starky broke the unwritten rule of buying sweets for the journey... Big Kev and I were appauled offering him some of are own to balance out and correct the crime he was commiting, to no avail. After alot more confusion we finally discovered the train about to leave was ours... so got on it. I will now show you a picture of me sitting next to a bin for your pleasure...
 Yes I do look a mess but come on I got up at 6:30 banged my head on the floor nearly left the iron on at the house so had to sprint back fearing burning the place down...and...well alot of other things to create the mess before you lol.... Train was packed hence the little camp we set up in the connecter section, lucky me got next to the bin lol... which was one step up from Kevs camp I suppose which was possitioned outside the train toilet....ewww... anyway! (just clearing something up lol cus Kev made a joke about this... those sweets im eating wasnt pilfered from the bin lol, I bought them before we set off ^^ lol) seemed to take us ages to actually get too Donnington which is either North, South, East or West from where we live.. suffice to say its a lost forgotten place over the mountains (Pennines) im not even sure its on the maps lol :S... arrived to the smell of finely cut drugs and alcohol wafting over from where a loud crashing and booming noise was coming, which we later discovered to be a kind of music. DownLoad was fecking amazing, thousands and thousands of people... even more drinks, a mosh pit that was slightly apprehensive untill the bands actually told them straight to make a mosh pit lol! bad stuff... usually the gigs Moshpits occur naturally but meh nvm.. SlipKnot had the biggest impression on me cus simply they were groovy and motivated the croud...Tho Korn was cool cause a bagpipe was played by the asthmatic singer ^^
Went for a wander through the stalls while some lesser bands started rocking out, tho you cant really get out of hearing distance with speakers the size of double decker busses. Went through the T-Shirt stalls and had a look at the communist t-shirts available Viva La Revolution! got lost, got confused, got tatoo'ed well for four weeks anyway... no idea how that happened...hmmm... well went back to the show listening to half of Pantera perform and hell all the other bands that were amazing... curse all those who never went!!! had a damn good time lol...
After all the bands had finished came the sticky business of getting home....uhhhhh... it took from 10pm too 6am the next day waiting for trains, riding trains, wandering about strange cities looking for chip shops, sleeping on train benches, wandering around more villages (Grindleford hahaha) looking for non existant drinks... It was the waiting that done it you see.... we started going insane cause of the lack of sleep (Id had none in quite a damn while) Laughing hysterically on the night trains scaring the other passangers were just a few things...
Anyways the whole thing Rocked and was extremely exhausting and cant wait till next time... think the next gigs on Wednesday, two days... the one afters friday... the next Monday... *deep breath*... yup should be good ^^
Posted at 01:36 pm by TargeT
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Loafing... its the only way to relax and do nothing :D
Well today was pretty groovy ^^... went to Uni and sat off with some mates... while they drinked :|....and drinked..... but i faced my deamon! Was in a bar for about two hours and no alcohol was had... thats almost not heard of for me to do... its like once every fourteen years this happens, so twas a rare thing indeed, feel special people you live in rare times oh yes. Tried to drag three of you buggers to town with me but ney!!! Thanks mates I'll remember that lol... Jo damn ur laziness! Lisa you couldda slept anytime and Dave next time you bottle out cause ur on your own meeting my other freinds I'll kill yer lol :| ... had a decent time without ya's so nya! (wow arent I mature eh?) Anywhoos went to town met Starky, 'Big' Kev, Craig... anywhoo the last one went for a walk and was subsequently never seen again lol leaving me Starky and 'Big' Kev to wander about abit.... found out I had to shell out more money for yet another gig (InME) but meh i have the dosh so why not :D... looked around for trains and coaches to take us to the DownLoad festival as well which promises to be Groovy ^^
Found out that Starky voted EXACTLY the same as me...even on europe.... which is funny cause I know he thinks Im a 'Left Wing Commy nutter whos overly empathetic' - tho im not even that left wing I dont think... and he is in my opinion 'A money Grabbing Tight arse Righty Capatalist pig' - lol yup ^^... and we voted the same :S.... well least we know we can agree on something now too, Europe!... Viva la Brussels!!! who Will NOT have total power over Britain fools!...anyway!.... after Craig bogged off Starky myself and Kev had a throw about with a Rugby ball...which he had on him... for no reason at all.... yes Starky does carry a bag full of god knows what around with him... hell Starky even started postitioning us due to are attributes lol... Im the 'Kicker' Apparently and have long throws... Kevs the fast Winger and Starks the good 'Reciever'... or something...anywhoos groovy lil' day of hanging around with mates doing pretty much nout all and a bit of Rugby Practice...
Jacks got a Holiday sorted out for us too! we'll talk bout it when I see ya lads!
TargeT - There is a Mountain in my mind... and it is Mocking me....
Posted at 07:15 pm by TargeT
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Okay ive become restless again.... it happens every Id say four/five months and I have to do something outrageously incredibly and stupifyingly idiotic to brake out of my normal routine of sanity... this time the Target (ahem) is Snowdonia... I shall climb it before I die I swear!!!... its not even that big really but come on... we live on the doorstep or more acurately the next street away from a mountain thats just begging to be climbed... true every summer on the news you here of another news report saying a party died up there but come on we can do it lads!!!.... Its just a big rock remember...a very large rock.... okay its a mountanous rock then but it can be done!.... this thing has been haunting my dreams since I was Ten!... My parents and I got halfway but turned back when it got too dangerous.... I looked forward seeing the summit in the distance through the blizzaed of snow that had blown in and remember feeling nothing but regret!... I cursed that mountain, I raged at its high peeks... one thing I hate is leaving something unfinished :|....
I get restless all the time lol I just have to brake out of the endlessly boring cycles I fall into of normal life... last time i went down to London to visit Katie in her Mansion with the Royal Acadamy Ballet... curse that girl lol... she lives in a mansion with litterally acres around the place but meh... this time tis a mountain in my mind ^^.... Im tryna drag my friends up and they best agree too lol...
Posted at 08:31 am by TargeT
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Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so....
Todays song - ELO, Evil Woman (dedicated to an evil woman, tho I personally know there aint an evil bone in her body despite what she'd like you to believe lol..... er..... plz dont hurt me)
This post is brought to you by Captain Subtext!!! that know-it-all man who'll explain exactly what I mean when I write gibberish or Lie :D...
Yep, under the kind and helpful advice of many (heavily laden with threat of force) im now updating the Blogg :D.... Been a tiring few days but an hour sitting off with a few mates from Uni during the lunch break in a small but comfortable feeling cafe I went too during work enlightened me to no end lol.... was very interesting indeed, many things I discovered there that shed light on... curious happenings recently on campus, but the mouth remains zipped suffice to say it woke me up (dont be nosey). Cant wait for the Kneen to join us in the 19 year old club (excuse to party) Itll be fun no matter what happens... and despite rumours that are flying around Steve's gonna try and remain sober before the partying starts... unlike last time, where I was securely shnozzled (not an actual word) before anyone arrived. I am truly exhausted in the purest sense of the word...hmmm... I think fatigued would be a good word to use too, 2 hours of sleep a night isnt cutting the proverbial 'bacon' (not real bacon) and when it gets to 10pm Im already struggling to stay awake really. On another note though I had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster two night back when in the Jackeranda with the usual motley crew of alcohol monkeys... the drink that was once described as like 'having your brains smashed in with a piece of lemon.... wrapped around a large gold brick'... was smooth... now that people... is faulse advertising.
Going....Insane.... need good book....HELP!!!.... (bored to death with my own library)
Ive been dragged into a world from where there is no escape... the wind is harsh, your bank continually screams in mortal agony as something leaches £8 a month out of it, the sky is illuminated by brief flashes of lightning and the occasional taunting off Starky rolls and echo's across the baron endless hills about how he did this too me... curse SWG! curse Stark! Curse anyone but me in general! lols, the games damn addictive because its nature is competition though subversively, your not competing with the other players oh no...your 'co-exsisting'... you dont 'have' to be better than the next player and you dont 'have' to try and beat everyones stats... but by god if theres one thing about me its stubborness.... and competition..... two things!...stubborness and competetion.....and mindless violence..... Ill start again. But come on! its damn irritating and sucks my free time away like a vacuum... a powerful one. Only person I know to come out of the spiral is 'Big' Kev (not really big) respect to the man who has the eyes of the green day singer (no really).
Download is fast approaching and thats gonna be one night to remember...think of the Mosh pits!!!...and er... if there arent any, think of the ones we can start!... good times all round. :D.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job - sounds good to me and curious george is having a rough time of it I hear with the popular opinion poll's or such. On the home front Tony sweats while you just know Brown is right behind smiling that uncomfortable toothy smile of a shark who absolutley knows... 'end of the line mate'. Im in a scottish mood! (watched Rob roy) aye ma wee lassy's tis good film with a fur bonne tale....
Last and yes also least despite the old saying.... Lads we need to do something!... Steves growing restless again!.. think about it, Holdiay or something, hell I dont care lets go climb a friggin moutain...anything! Need...to brake... usual routine... must brake..social confinement....damn my apathy... but if I have to organise something before u lazy lot join in so be it!... Ill think of something... any suggestions would be helpful (not even a hint this... just being blatant)
Posted at 03:08 pm by TargeT
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